My emergency trip to the dentist this AM is going to be followed by my new cartoon series titled “The Percocet Collection”
I have no idea.
*Dumps bucket of diamonds on his head*- Kanye West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge
I knew I should’ve invested in that bucket & ice company last month
I always thought a “Triple Threat” was a person who has pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
80 shirts and I wear the same 5
I saw a scary bug in the bathroom, so I haven’t showered in 2 days
Sometimes life feels like a tiny pot of pasta that you try to drain with a spatula instead of a colander… then the pasta falls in the sink